Just had this and I have to recommend it.
Black Trumpet Omelet
Black Trumpet mushrooms, a handful
Butter, a lot
Egg, 1
Parmesan Cheese, handful
set omelet pan at medium heat, wait longer than you want
saute mushrooms in butter until they look plausible
turn down heat to med-low, wait
whisk egg
add more butter; butter is good
pour in egg; set timer for ~1m
add sauteed mushrooms
add parm
at 1m fold
add :30 to timer
flip at :29
add ~1m to timer
pull from pan
add salt
wait ~2 min so it's not so hot
eat
if you are refined:
drink some sparkling wine of any kind
or maybe a Muscadet; this might work given flavors
or maybe a cafe white like a Gruner V
or maybe a Viognier but this may be distractingly better than the omelet
if you are not refined like me:
consume omelet entirely in super fast mode and burn mouth
then swill a big giant slug of american rye, even more than your family will respect you for
then pretend that french cooks or french wine have never existed, this is your kitchen
and then love your children more than life because they are the best ever
and ignore your girlfriend
finish by reading something from a south american author, say Marquez
turn off the TV and ignore the phone
step out into the sun and feel it's warmth
If you have really young children?
god help you, and
read a retirement blog and then wait
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