Dec 19, 2022

Supplement to past couple posts on asset allocation, risk aversion, and horizon

This is an add on to the past cpl posts. Assumptions are the same except where called out. The past two posts are here: 

 Again, 

  • No spending 
  • Still centered on a CRRA style evaluation at fixed horizons
  • Human Longevity not in this post at all
  • Assumptions mostly as in first bullet pt. link above

Dec 15, 2022

Asset Allocation, Certainty Equivalents and Time Horizon

This is a follow on to the last post 

   - Asset Allocation and Risk Aversion in a No Consumption Model


and the only change here is the following 
  •  The risk aversion coefficient is pegged at "2," for reasons
  •  The horizon is now varied: 10y, 20y and 50 years
With the goal: see what happens to "optimal" certainty equivalent wealth by way of asset allocation at each horizon, keeping in mind my version of "optimal" is not mathematical but a visual shoot-from-the-hip guess. This guess will be poisoned by scaling of the Y axis but so be it. Just winging it here.

Dec 14, 2022

Asset Allocation and Risk Aversion in a No Consumption Model

I swear I've done this before but idk. I did a quick spreadsheet the other day on asset growth and asset allocation for a conversation with a friend and I thought I'd flesh out the idea a little more [3]. The basic idea is what is the expected CRRA utility of wealth, in certainty equivalent terms, at T=20 (arbitrary) for a given simple 2 asset portfolio with return and std dev of .01/.04 and .07/.25 corr coeff = -.20 (really really arbitrary) in real terms? For my conversation I had used coefficient of risk aversion of 2 (another arbitrary but I've always thought of 2 as "mine" but whatever). Here the goal is to push the RA coeff up and down to see what happens to asset allocation. 

Dec 9, 2022

Another Quick Reflection on 12 Years of this Ret-fin Stuff

Here is another reflection after 12 years of retirement finance. Me? I feel like I took this stuff pretty far for myself, from: rules-of-thumb to formulas to spreadsheets to automated spreadsheets to R code to esoterica like backward induction and pseudo-reinforcement-learning. But I don't think, with the remove of a year or two now, that those latter efforts were as additive as I thought they were at the time. I would call them more "confirmatory" of things already known or at least more easily known.

Nov 26, 2022

Some Lessons Learned

I was in my kitchen cleaning up the last of the post-thanksgiving turkey grease and I was thinking about my dormant-to-deadish blog and 10 or 12 years of me stepping into retirement finance. Did I learn anything? A little math and some coding, certainly. But in the end it wasn't the numbers or models or code or optimal this or that that stood out. It was that some things were more important than others. Some things dominated others if only in tiny ways that would probably matter somehow at some cumulative straw-and-camel[1] level. 

I sat down after washing the grease off my hands and jotted down a starter list of "what dominates what" in my amateur opinion. Many of these probably need some additional explanation but I won't do that so don't ask :-).  This is what I came up with, some of which is tongue-in-cheek, others I mean sincerely while others still are maybe incoherent. So then this:

Oct 4, 2022

Some thoughts on my one night stand with skiing a very long time ago

My older brother, now pushing 70, was (and I think still is) an extreme skier, competitively so in his youth. That means I grew up surrounded by the various indicia of the skiing life: equipment, magazines, posters etc. All that, stacked into my childhood home, had that ubiquitous vibe of alpine rock and snow and pine. That was, and still is, intoxicating to me. So, at 10 or 15 or whatever, I was like: “I want that…”  My problem was, I suppose: lethargy, procrastination, enervation, and other distractions. At 15 or 20 or 30 or 40 I would always tell myself “yeah! Let's go, I still want it, but, um, later.”

Sep 6, 2022

Part 6 - Asset Allocation and Portfolio Longevity with a Capital Market Line

This post is part 6 of a series on Portfolio Longevity, a series made up of these links:The point of this post is to:  
  1. Extend the other 5 posts by now adding leverage and a risk free asset. i.e., a capital market line.

  2. Look at the impact of "asset allocation choice" on portfolio longevity, using the same set-up we started with in the first link, and

  3. Compare or contrast the impact of allocation choice along: a) a traditional efficient frontier vs b) the impact of allocation choice along a capital market line.

  4. Try to infer what is going on. Maybe. Sorta.

Aug 9, 2022

Part 5 - Asset Allocation and Portfolio Longevity with (Lower) Spend Rates

 This post is part 5 of a series on Portfolio Longevity, a series made up of these links:

The point of this post is to 

- 1) drop the spending from 4% to 3% (i.e., lower spending). and 

- 2) look at the impact of "asset allocation choice" on portfolio longevity, using the same set-up we started with in the first link but with the following provisos for what I have changed since then. Here is what is different now:

Aug 8, 2022

Part 4 - Asset Allocation and Portfolio Longevity with (Moderate) Spend Rates

Warning: this is unfinished so TBD...

 This post is an extension of the previous three posts:

where the main explanation of the set-up is in the first link and a revision to some key parameters in the third link. The quick explanation for this post is that I am trying to look at the interaction between: a) an oversimplified and reductive and not all that realistic set of portfolio choices and b) portfolio longevity in years. And I want to take that look without dwelling on planning horizons or human mortality (might here though). 

Part 3 - Asset Allocation and Portfolio Longevity with High Spend Rates

 This is an addendum to the last post

It is also going to be a chart-crime so get out the yellow tape. 

Aug 7, 2022

Part 2 - Asset Allocation and Portfolio Longevity with High Spend Rates

The point of this post is to use one alternative way to visualize the interior of the distributions in Figure 2 of the last post

All of the assumptions are the same as in the link. After a reader question: the returns and spend are real but clearly not realistic. I haven't thought about that realism much yet. The reader pointed out the low risk option in real life would be less likely a 0 allocation to the HR strawman and more likely a TIPS ladder or an annuity or something. 

Aug 6, 2022

Asset Allocation and Portfolio Longevity with High Spend Rates

The point of this post is: 
Let's look at the response of a particular metric "portfolio longevity in years" (unbounded by human life scales, btw) to asset allocation along an arbitrary but not totally unrealistic efficient frontier...but: in the presence of high spend rates. 
High spend rates here could be interpreted as either: 1) a literal high spend, or 2) as an underfunded retirement. Same thing. There are probably some pension finance corollaries here too while we are at it.  I don't remember but I might have done this before here or I might have at least done some pieces of this before but whatever, let's dive in yet again to see how it looks. That (how things look) is my perennial question that got me from 2012 to 2022 on this blog and its precursors.

Jul 27, 2022

On Rivershedge as a Name

The following content was originally solicited by a friend on Twitter: Hooafury.com or @HooaFury. I wrote it just for fun for him and he put it to his blog recently with a lot of complimentary intro context. Thanks brother.  Minor edits here. I figured this blog needed an explanation.

Jun 7, 2022

A Short Test of the Ed Thorp-ian 2% Rule

Like a tongue seeks out those annoying imperfections in a tooth, I tend to go back to two things over and over here on the blog: 

1) the Nikkei index after 1989 as an example of a tough market that never recovers (yet), and 

2) the Ed Thorp 2% rule which -- along with simulation I've done a million times -- says 2% is pretty close (on average anyway) to a perpetual spend rate for endowments or long-dated trusts. 

Jun 3, 2022

On Adding a Time-Preference Discount

The idea of perpetuities is cool and all but the perpetuality, if real, would demand a certain degree of stability in government, culture, taxation, markets, law, policy, institutions, civilization, etc over very very long timeframes. Me? I'm not so sanguine on that whole set of stability assumptions these days over even short horizons. In a recent paper by Barton Waring, he limits the interval of evaluation of endowments (otherwise a type of perpetuity we might say) to 50 years. His rationale for 50 goes like this: 
In generating our forecast distributions, we’ll use 50 years as our simulation horizon, but that number is arbitrary—we felt it to be a horizon that should represent three to five “generations” of board members or trustees, and one that is also long enough to show the long term trend as time marches on towards the endowment’s hoped-for immortality.
50 is arbitrary so right there he is pitching us an ever so slight preference for the near future over infinity. And in fact in most of the consumption utility math I've ever seen there is a factor or discount for biasing us towards the present a bit. LaChance, following Yarri, presents the evaluative goal like this in continuous form:  

Eq1. Value Function from LaChance 2012

where f(t) is some combo of both longevity and time preference weighting, u(c) is a CRRA utility function, and w is "long age" which is often set up as 120 if not infinity, though here it's 100. I usually don't include the time preference because it is a small factor that can distract from some of the other points I am investigating. I always kinda thought over the long haul that maybe it should be zero. But others use it so I'll throw it in today and see how it moves at least one portfolio parameterization (4/12) of what I have done recently. Haghani (2021) says that the discount can be as high as 5% though he himself settles on 2%. Gordon Irlam, whom I trust, told me in private correspondence that it should be very small, on the order of .5% or less.   

Jun 2, 2022

Reprise on Advisory Rationale

From a reader (always surprised when I have a reader...)

"Curious as to why you have an advisor. What services do you think you can't or don't want to do that your advisor provides? Other than handling your divorce which was bungled anyway you seem more than capable of managing your retirement drawdown.

I'm an advisor and big fan of yours thank you for your content and contributions to our industry. I have huge problem with our industry that is focused on training salesman as opposed to actually....advisors..."

May 31, 2022

On changing advisors

"Live a little bro..."

"I gotta make a (commission) living, too"


These epigraph statements came from the same, now fired, financial advisor. The first one was in response to me describing my careful spend rate -- which I will humbly assert was pretty well-informed at 57 when he said it...after more than 5 years of me doing this blog -- that was designed to confront my long-horizon superannuation risk since I have no major hedge like a pension or annuity. The second statement came not long after -- this after 25 years of paying something like a point and a quarter, btw -- when I insisted that we discuss (negotiate, reduce) fees. After my divorce and retirement fees became an absolute yoke and on the forefront of my consciousness because fees are no more and no less than part of our spend rate.  

Regime Change

 After running through a few posts lately, what do I have? Basically this:

  1. Spend 2% if you want your $ to last forever though even a 2% spend could possibly flame out over a long enough horizon if you have a crap portfolio. Probably not a problem for mortals and spending less than 2% would be weird if the whole point is to be using the money for something. Spending more than 2 demands a little extra thought...

Spending at 63 using life expectancy

Based on an email from David C, I had forgotten that a rule of thumb for spending is 1/e where e is remaining lifetime. The super quick look here is from a page from Gordon Irlam's aacalc.com site: 

where the operative text is this:

Perhaps less well known than Markowitz's modern portfolio theory (MPT) is the subsequent work of Merton and Samuelson. This is a shame because while MPT only concerns itself with optimizing investing in a single time period, Merton's portfolio model concerns itself with optimizing over time, where it is possible to change asset allocation and consumption in response to portfolio performance. This is far closer to the problem faced by most investors. Unfortunately the math involved is quite complex. I've been trying to derive some very simple rules of thumb for stock/bond asset allocation and consumption planning using Merton's portfolio model and the current returns environment as a guide. Here is what I came up with: 

May 28, 2022

My Horizon Spending

This is the last post of 3 part series.  The previous two were on long-horizon spending, the first one was about a kind of an endowment-ish thing that looked at spend distribution "medians" at the 50 year mark and the second was a consumption utility framework for what I'll call "very very long retirement:" This post, however, is all about me. Dang, I feel like an Instagram model when I say that ;-) but thankfully you will not be subjected to 10,000 pictures of nothing but selfies of me in a bikini. We'll leave that to our nightmares. What I will do is adapt my software -- this is, I think, the fourth consumption utility sim I've written [1] -- to my own personal parameters to see where it goes with my data in the context of what I have done before in at least the last couple of posts. Again, no charts, just some basic spend rates if I can get away with it. 

May 27, 2022

Long Horizon Spending (con't.)

This post, still about "Long Horizon Spending," follows the last post on the same topic:

where I was playing around with what a percent-of-portfolio approach does to spending and portfolios at a 50 year mark. 50 is pretty arbitrary but one of the cited papers used 50 years for some kind of reasonable endowment policy cycle. 50 years is pretty long and not a typical assumption in the retirement finance I read but it is not terribly unreasonable were we to be given both early retirements and extended longevity.[1]  

May 25, 2022

On the Behavior of Long Horizon Adaptive Spending

I always assume that the constant spend assumption -- set spending at the beginning of some interval and then adjust it for inflation -- is well known to be an active risk position because that approach guarantees, in the absence of mortality, that it will someday stop working where "stop working" means zero[1]. But maybe that isn't as obvious as I think since I look at this stuff all the time and others don't.  

On the other hand, I've also heard "% of portfolio" touted often because it kinda-sorta lasts forever. But that is an active risk position as well for a couple reasons:

  • Spend volatility becomes high (ignoring that irl that spending is, in fact, even more random than just the portfolio effects and sticky to the down side while loose to the upside). 
  • Over long horizons the higher spend rates keeps chipping away at the portfolio and so: while it lasts forever, that high spend also eventually diminishes what one can spend in real dollars over time. 
  • Since there is uncertainty, the spending possibilities at some distant horizon are best viewed as a distribution rather than a number if we can even think in distributions anymore. 

May 16, 2022

Some thoughts on force of mortality and hazard rates

I mis-titled. This post is really more about spending but hazard is not un-implicated... 

When endowments -- or long dated trusts or, dare I say, early retirees -- spend the idea is that whether one spends in constant dollars or even within a rule-set one can't spend too much too soon because the money has to last a long time and it has to anticipate a lot of problems: from adverse spending to adverse markets to sequence of returns risk, etc (we can also talk about intergenerational fairness here too). This is true for both constant spend and other rules. Constant-spend, btw, incurs a penalty in the sense that there is a time distribution of unavoidable, over enough time, depletion cliffs. Rules, and rules all the way to the % of portfolio rule, incur either the former in a now slightly deferred way or a distribution of lifestyles (consumption) at time x that might disappoint expectations if one were to happen to land in the left tail of of the consumption distribution at that time. Or we can say: "perpetuities are hard."

Apr 29, 2022

On some futility in thinking about consumption smoothing rules

I spent the better part of an afternoon trying to excelify some math on consumption smoothing, succeeded, and then gave up after the fact for reasons below.

Let's say, as a convenient-for-me strawman, that there are four broad categories of spending in Ret-fin models:

  • Constant inflation-adjusted spend
  • Percent of portfolio
  • Honorable attempts to be somewhere in the middle of the last two for reasons, and
  • Irrational or non-mathematically necessary rules or heuristics that might/not accidentally work

Apr 28, 2022

On preservation of capital over long horizons

I know I've done the kind of charts in this post before, but whatever. David C pointed out to me I've been kinda re-hashing my past stuff lately but sometimes that's necessary to pound it into one's own head. Here  (Figure 1) I was running a "portfolio longevity" calc for a .04/.12 consumption portfolio (different spend rates) 4 million times (uh, there is a reason for that big nbr) to see how many portfolios "tip over" into portfolios that last to infinity (or in this case 100 years which is a convenient proxy for forever but not really). 

Apr 25, 2022

Spend ranges for different decumulation strategies and risk aversion params

This is very subjective and depends on both my code correctness and my assumptions/parameters. I am skeptical of everything here but I ran it to see what it looks like anyway. 

The goal here was to run a sim to calc the expected discounted utility of lifetime consumption for these main variables:

- different risk aversion coefficients between 1 and 3 [1], and

- two main reductive spending strategies (constant and percent of portfolio)

The assumptions are in digest form:

Apr 24, 2022

Real absolute spend after 50 years of %Portfolio spending


As before, I hope I didn't botch the code but that is standard sandbagging for me. This is the real absolute spend scaled to an initial 1M portfolio (.04/.12) at year 50. 50 could represent a very very long retirement or a long dated trust or an endowment. The past posts using a weighted utility calc miss some of this because it is survival weighted and at 50 years the conditional survival prob is approaching zero (.0000001101895 using recent params). So basically at 50 most retirees wouldn't care though when I retired at 50, 50 years was at least within the realm of possibility.  

Apr 23, 2022

On starting to phase out personal records

Over the last six decades I have certainly had my fair share of competition with other people but the main competition was always the mirror ... in other words with myself. It certainly wasn't with my pretty grey face. Self-drive is a powerful engine to which to harness what one does in the world and I have worked pretty hard at it in various fields of human endeavor since 1958.  But I am starting to see some fraying among the threads I have woven for myself and I am starting to second guess the idea of personal records or personal bests. At least in the gym. 

What happens to consumption utility if I make spend a % of portfolio [amended]

I usually trade in "constant spend" because it is easy to work with. A % of portfolio isn't all that much harder and lasts forever, right? Sorta. The trade off is consumption volatility and the possibility of really low consumption in absolute terms late in the game. In this post I am simulating (50k times) randomized spend rates against a .04/.12 portfolio over 100 years. Lifetime is a survival probability laid over the 100 years, an interval which is arbitrary and used here as a proxy for forever. The utility score is sum of "consumption utility results over all 100 years weighted by the life survival probability in each year." The lifetime parameters are somewhere in a generic middle between average health and annuitant. Risk aversion coefficient is arbitrarily set to 3 in Figure 1.  

[note: fixed an error post-publ]

Portfolio Longevity Strawman with a Trend-Following-Like Inflection

 

Summary stats might mislead given the defective distribution so I just dropped the image. The finite P mode bumps out a bit but not much but the whole thing does shift right a little bit. This is why I fold some trend-following into my Portfolio. In theory -- tho no guarantees -- the payoff structure can hedge portfolio vol a bit and goose portfolio longevity as a result. Here I am merely asserting a vol reduction rather than simulating something more complex. Note that more pink portfolios will tip over to infinite (using 100 as a proxy here) but are not shown due to the cropping.

Apr 14, 2022

Fuzzy # 3 - optimal spend rates with CRRA Utility > 1 as a cloud of solutions

 This is the third post on fuzzy clouds, the first two being:

Here I am modifying the code a bit by

  1. Adding CRRA utility for risk aversion coeff !- 1 where 1 is log utility, and 
  2. rounding spend rates -- uniformly random -- to 2 digits from 1
  3. Using 100k iterations in the sim vs 25k before (changes little if anything)
When I do this, I still get the look of optimality at some spend rate except now it is more of a cloud within a cloud [1].

Apr 12, 2022

Another Fuzzy Cloud Chart Now with Consumption Utility

In the last post "the challenge of retirement finance in a few charts" I tried to make a case that behind the fancy precise answers that advisors and academics devise for us there is really a big fat cloud of possibilities that we have to navigate by way of judgement and a continuous process of evaluation and adaptation. Actually I didn't make the case for that last part very well, it is implicit. Here is another example in this post, though.

Apr 11, 2022

The Challenge of Retirement Finance in a Few Charts

I won't repeat Sharpe's over-used quote about the "retirement problem" but let's at least stipulate that retirement finance is a bit of a challenge. The intersection of uncertain returns, uncertain longevity and uncertain consumption in the absence of lifetime income creates a difficulty in how much to save, how much to spend and how to allocate resources.  The self-serving illusion articulated by much of financial services or in academic studies is that there is "a" solution -- i.e., your "number" or some other optimal calculation distilled down to a point -- where in reality there is just fuzz: fuzz now and then even more fuzz as time unfolds.  The point here is to highlight some of the idea of "fuzz" rather than solutions or points. 

Apr 10, 2022

Small differences in assumptions

I got confused the other day, when playing around with an Rscript for portfolio longevity. I've always used discrete returns (1+r(t)) in simple sims because  1) it's easy, 2) I don't know continuous time(CT), and 3) I am working inside the sim with very discrete annual steps. In the script I got from Professor Milevsky he uses e^(vt), a continuous form of return, but told me later that either approach is fine as long as the rates are matched to the compounding intervals.

So, why either? What difference does it make?  

Mar 29, 2022

Trying to contextualize inflation data

I'll assume this is legit thing to do but idk. If I compound $1 starting in 1914 at [2%, 3%, 4%, CPI-U] This is what it'd look like. Any conclusions? Not really although it looks like: a) the damage of the late 70s was more or less permanent, b) we are inflicting some damage again, and c) hyper inflation would be literally off the chart and unimaginable. 

Mar 28, 2022

Swag on Annuity Discount Rate

This is a back of the cocktail check of implied annuity discount rates.  Not sure I'm doing this right. If I trust immediateannuities.com ("IA")(not sure how those are priced? market products available to IA? CANNEX? idk) and AAcalc.com (guess based on a number of inputs including the current yield curve which gives a price close to the former) and if for my model I use SOA annuitant conditional survival probabilities for 65yo male and a 5% load and assume a simple immediate annuity and if I solve for the average simple discount that matches my (discrete) model to the basic IA price, the discount looks like it is around 3.6%.  I can't remember the last time I did this, maybe a couple years ago and it was under 3%.  I have not looked at the yield curve but if I did I'm not sure how an insurer or AAcalc uses it because the current 30 year is still just a little over 2.5.  Anyone know how observable rates work in pricing annuities? 

Mar 23, 2022

On an Inflection Point

Somewhere around 2008 I got myself trapped into Florida by way of a deft but radically unprincipled and bad faith maneuver by my ex. Don’t worry, I have forgiven her both the infidelity and the move-fraud (I am holding out on forgiveness for the mess she created in my kids’ heads but then again that is for them to forgive, not me). I could have perhaps bailed on the whole move-enterprise at the time but I mean really, I had a moral commitment to my kids and I was the trailing spouse at that time so it was hard to object. Plus she told me at the time that we were: a) going to move back in 2 years (we kept our house in MN for that reason) and b) that we would work on our marriage while in FL. 

However, in the event, I was told somewhere around the week before we got on the plane – after the moving trucks had left, after the kids were enrolled in new schools – that there was a problem: “uh, can we talk for a second? I need to tell you that I rented a second house…those boxes with the red stickers are going to my house, green to yours.” Geezus. No Exit. I get the Sartre Nausea thing now maybe though he was talking about something else. Got the divorce petition a few weeks after we moved. Nausea indeed. 

I asked an attorney about this problem and he just said “short of having a tug of war with the kids arms on the jetway, there’s not much to do now. Go or stay. You can’t slap a restraining order on her.” So, I went. I later called this my “elevator problem.” One can get on an elevator 10 million times but the 10M+1st time, when it gets stuck between floors, you start to sweat. It is a trap.

Feb 5, 2022

On Recalling A Decade of Perseveration on Nothing

I just Tweeted this recently and thought I'd dilate a bit. I said something on Twitter about 10 years of doing quant stuff for more or less "no reason." It's still really kind of a mystery to me. Here was tweet #1: 
"10 years ago at ~52ish I fired up a broad attack on learning stuff in several quant disciplines along 3-4 fronts. No school, no degrees, no credentials. 10 years study! Whatever. I was just curious. I am comfortable with my capability in that domain."
Just a cast-off comment but a dude asked "what disciplines?" I have a placeholder on LinkedIn for that but that was in bullshit-speak so I condensed it for my asker more succinctly: 

Jan 17, 2022

Perfect withdrawal rates with random lifetime and fat tailed returns

My friend David C says I sandbag on this blog way too much. Otoh, it is sometimes warranted. So, here is the real-deal as I wind down my blog: 

  • I do not have a background in statistics or probability
  • I do not have a background in math or econ
  • I do have a BA in Religion! OMG! (get the joke?)
  • I do have an MBA in finance from '88 but I consider that almost worthless. What did I learn? Some NPV analysis and a few marketing mantras? Heh. What the hell did I spend on that degree anyway?
  • I did do a self-study in calc/diff-eq, retirement finance, stats, probability, linear algebra, coding and data science, macro econ, continuous time finance, financial modeling, decisions under uncertainty, optimal control theory, game theory, actuarial science, etc etc etc for  maybe about 4 years and those 4 years were within what we can still call reasonably recent memory...but it was entirely as a subject-focused autodidact so there are obviously some really big holes. Whatever... 
  • I have run out a whole bunch of retirement finance dreck here on this blog -- a lot of it -- which depends, of course, quite a bit, on the previous bullet point. But then again I have taken all of this as far as I really want to take it...see below...

Do I know what I'm doing? No idea. Maybe. Probably. Pretty sure. Yes. So there! My sandbagging is out of the way. If you want more cred than that, read ERN or SSRN. 

Also, I have to say that I am, as I hinted in the last bullet above, pretty much done with this whole blog thing. Why am I "done?"

  • I answered most, if not all, of the questions I wanted answers to, and they were all for my own reasons. I have blogged on the "why I started this thing" before. I can do it again if anyone is interested. Actually, it's a pretty good story, 
  • I got both bored and/or tired of the subject. It is hard, complex and in the end there are really no perfect answers. That last point has been weighing on my for a couple years. I mean, why bother?
  • I can't monetize my 3 readers. Heh ;-) Paypal me if you must! David, send money,
  • I am trying to focus on other goals like moving north again, art and literature, and philosophy. I am doing what I call south-to-north, left-brain to right, middle aged to late-middle-aged. Act II to Act III of IV. blah blah blah...
  • I have way more confidence in seat-of-the-pants or generalized answers or methods. I kinda know stuff now, the stuff that old folks have intuited for centuries[3]. I can see the flow of things (my original goal) better. I used to poll old folks (my age now, ha!) and they always laughed at me: "why so much math? it's really simple. Why do you over-complicate?" It really is simple if you don't work for a university or a brokerage. 
  • I busted through enough amateur boundaries for one decade. I've done what, in my humble estimation (maybe cocky, idk), few amateurs have done.  Most of the others in this zone are academics, advanced pros, and PhDs in econ. Idk, how much farther can I go as me? The incentives are a little whack, if you know what I mean. 
So, now what? Another post? Sure, why not. 

I was just at my girlfriend's (strange to call a 66yo grandmother a "gf" but whatever) house and she was like "what are you thinking about?" as I was staring into my coffee a couple mornings ago. Me: "Uh, idk, maybe how lucky you are??" ...cold stare...  "no, actually, really, I was thinking about what if I did a Perfect Withdrawal Rate but then added both random lifetime [a past innovation by me btw] AND a fat tailed return distribution [again, new by me]." She, of course, being both a kind person and a classical pianist (with a broken hand, fwiw) looked at me like I had two, no three, no four, heads. I mean, who thinks up these ret-fin things. I guess me, Moshe and David. Maybe a couple others. 

Now that I think of it, I once coaxed a famous professor of ret-fin to admit that even his wife shakes her head at this stuff. Now that was funny. Those bylines in research papers are real people, fwiw. I never knew that. I thought they were all robots printing stuff from the cached memory of their AI. Teasing. Most of the men and women to whom I have reached out have been very very generous with both their time and thoughts. And they all really do think about this stuff. Crazy, right?

But then again, all of these types of questions have taken me through almost a decade of blogging. Do I really need to know the answer to all of my weird questions? No, not really, but once posed, I kinda want to see what they look like.  This has been the impetus for almost a decade, so here we are...